Archive for December, 2011

Step 4: You had me at duck fat.

I’m sure if you wanted to, you could get right into knitting or crochet.  Any kind of yarn, thread or needle workings.  Some ladies choose quilting and sewing.  Crafting in general is totally something that is easy to get obsessed with, what with the endless amount of supplies and devoted media.  One project can lead [...]

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lub dub

About a year and a half ago I was fortunate enough to weasel my way into a human dissection class.  Technically I wasn’t supposed to be allowed into the class as I didn’t have the proper pre-requisites fulfilled.  I did, however, have a New York State’s professional license.  Being an L.M.T was my golden ticket [...]

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Step 3: Sports!

If you are heterosexual this step will work wonders.  It’s simple, it is direct, the efficacy rate is high.  Look to your ladies.  There are so many women’s’ social clubs out there and I say they are underused by the burgeoning spinster.  A true lady in eternal waiting knows where she belongs, it’s in the book [...]

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